Horror fans who want to feel the true meaning of being a zombie now have the option....without the gore, mess, and absolute death.
Zombified Inc has released to the press this week that they have come up with a safe and effective way to allow a human to become a zombie simply by going through a few tests and taking a pill, a pill that alters the mind but is safe and has no side effects. Once a customer passes a 5 step medical process and signs necessary paperwork, the customer is put into a controlled environment and let loose. The controlled environment is a fully equipped "virtual reality" without the wires and the screens. The customer has the "supposed" feelings of being dead, lifeless and hungry for flesh. Customers become animated much like we see in the scores of zombie movies released throughout the years. The controlled environment is city oriented, a small square mile block almost identical to Times Square in NYC.
The price tag of $530 includes all tests, a half hour of being "zombified" and paramedics are on scene.
When questioned if this was safe, Peter Toolsly, CEO of ZInc responded with;
"We have gone through all necessary steps with the US Government and all safety inspections have been passed. If you want the true feeling of how it is to be the walking undead, come to ZInc and you won't be disappointed"
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