Countdown to May 21st 2011

After countless doomsday "prophecies" have come and gone, we again come to what may be the most expensive and most popular one. Mr Harold Camping of family radio, a not for profit Christian radio show states that his 50 years of math calculating has stated that this Saturday May 21st 2011 is the date we will all be judged by God.
I have come to conclusion that this is the most popular of all dates because of the curse and helpfulness of the internet. Research shows that Mr. Camping made a prediction in 1992, by writing a book. I was 12 in 1992. I was not aware of his 1992 prediction about 1994 being the end of the world. I did although know that Skynet came online around 1997 via the Terminator movies. I knew about the Terminator not via the internet, but via the TV. Family radio used the internet for it's progression and in turn, we now all know about this May 21st 2011.
I first found out about May 21st via a sticker on an apartment door when I used to patrol as a housing police officer a few years back. I saw the sticker plastered on this apartment door on the 3rd floor. It intrigued me to check it out towards the end of my duties as an officer with the department. I was floored with all the advertising. Now with the date closing upon us, it is everywhere. Billboards, TV, radio, nightly news. You name it.

If there was no internet, this day would come and pass and Mr. Camping would not even be famous.

Lily Red recruits new band members

The female fronted aggressive rock quintet LILY RED has just completed their current lineup.

Joey - Drums
Matty - Bass
Patience - Guitars / vocals
Rachel - Vocals
Anthony - Guitars

Lily Red hits the studio this Sunday May 15th for the start of their new EP with the current lineup.

Check out www.reverbnation.com/lilyred or www.facebook.com/lilyredband for more info!!!

New horror company offers reality for Zombie fans

From Chuck Kopalski - HNN

Horror fans who want to feel the true meaning of being a zombie now have the option....without the gore, mess, and absolute death.

Zombified Inc has released to the press this week that they have come up with a safe and effective way to allow a human to become a zombie simply by going through a few tests and taking a pill, a pill that alters the mind but is safe and has no side effects. Once a customer passes a 5 step medical process and signs necessary paperwork, the customer is put into a controlled environment and let loose. The controlled environment is a fully equipped "virtual reality" without the wires and the screens. The customer has the "supposed" feelings of being dead, lifeless and hungry for flesh. Customers become animated much like we see in the scores of zombie movies released throughout the years. The controlled environment is city oriented, a small square mile block almost identical to Times Square in NYC.
The price tag of $530 includes all tests, a half hour of being "zombified" and paramedics are on scene.
When questioned if this was safe, Peter Toolsly, CEO of ZInc responded with;
"We have gone through all necessary steps with the US Government and all safety inspections have been passed. If you want the true feeling of how it is to be the walking undead, come to ZInc and you won't be disappointed"